OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
Facecock
Me: For some reason...IT WON'T UPLOAD THE FUCKING GIF...GOD FUCKING DAMMIT...fucking facebook
Me(impersonating FB): "WE LIKE TO CHANGE LITTLE DETAILS CAUSE BEING THE SAME SUCKS"
Worldismagic: it does...loool
Me(still impersonating): "DISLIKE BUTTON? WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT. HEY WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THE NEW DASHBOARD SYSTEM."
Me(still mad): "DISLIKE BUTTON? THAT'S A WEIRD WAY TO SAY NEW MESSAGE SYSTEM....OH AND VIDEO CHAT SYSTEM THAT IS COMPLETELY USELESS."
Me: i swear the only reason why i torture myself on this website is so i can talk to 4 of the same people...and make funny statuses
Worldismagic: and comment on ppl stuff sahying faggot
phoenix has gotten to ac 3
Phénix: BUNZIES
Phénix: FOXESE
Phénix: RACCOOOOONS
Phénix: PUPPYYY!!!!!!!
Phénix: WHOSAGOODBOY
Phénix: AWWW THE CHICKEN WANTED ATTENTION TOO
Phénix: ALL THE VIRTUAL ANIMALS LOVE MEEEE
OMG I CAN PET THESE THINGS?! THIS IS THE BEST. GAME. EVER.
Men don’t apologize unless they are threatened.
- Quoted by Danny Chance Perez.
I was picking up something up from a shady guy i never meet. I was standing outside in the cold for an hour because his ass was late. At this point im pissed. The guy hands me my envelope and he said to me “im sorry”.
I guess he could tell in my eyes i was stabbing him a million times loool.
A discussion about the popular song Niggas in Paris
Me: You know that song Niggas in Paris?
Danny: Ya?
Me: That guy in the middle, he just randomly sounds like a bloody donkey, I mean come on, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL?
Danny: Dude the end of the song I get so wrapped into it, hes like don't let me get in my zone, you let me get in my zone, and I'm like FUCK MAN YOU HAD ONE JOB, NOT TO LET HIM GET INTO HIS ZONE
